My name is Kristi.
I'm 38 weeks pregnant.
Yes, I'm having a boy.
His name will be Micah.
Yes, I'm still pregnant.
No, I don't know why he isn't here yet.
Yes, I have been walking. I have two very active children at home that really don't allow me to sit very long.
Yes, I'm very excited to have another baby.
No, I'm not crazy.
Yes, I'm having a water birth.
No, I'm not comfortable with epidurals. Because. No I'm not insane.
I'm 34 years old.
No, I don't give out my social security number.
Will I have more children? God hasn't told me yet. Yes, I would if that's what God wanted. Because, I think kids are great. No, I'm not crazy.
Please stop staring at my stomach.
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These are the random questions that strangers ask me on a daily basis (minus the social security number, that was just being sarcastic). I thought I should just type out all the answers...just in case....
You should make business cards to hand out - so much easier than repeating everything. :) Wait until Micah arrives. Two children is the socially acceptable norm. Three children is just unfathomable to many people... and they'll 'helpfully' let you know it! Mostly they'll just stare at you like you're super mom though.
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